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Motherhood // 9 signs your velcro-baby has powered up to a super-glue baby

Motherhood //  9 signs your velcro-baby has powered up to a super-glue baby

H-Bear has always been a velcro-baby; his favourite place to snooze is on me – day and night – and if I’m in sight (but he’s not being held by me) then he’ll try and launch himself out of unsuspecting arms… but more recently he seems to have powered up Pokemon-style into a super-glue baby!

Here are the 9 signs that your baby has joined the stage after velcro:

1. The list of activities you can do one-handed is increasing by the day. Peeling and chopping potatoes with one hand? Easy! Brushing your teeth, hair and applying make-up with one hand? Basic! Getting dressed with one hand? I’m glad no one is watching this… well, except for the baby in my other hand.

2. You never have the bed to yourself. Even when your Husband is away with work. And the baby still seems to take up two-thirds of the bed. And then you find, when you do have a rare couple of hours to yourself, that you can’t nap because the bed feels so cold and empty.

Motherhood //  9 signs your velcro-baby has powered up to a super-glue baby

3. On the nights following the days you’ve been working, or away from the baby, you find that baby stays awake with you until your bedtime; smiling charmingly at you and crawling onto your lap at every given chance. Then, when you put him down to sleep, he proceeds to grumble until you bring him into bed with you. Where he sleeps with a smile on his face, snuggled up in your arms.

4. Bath time is a little different to how you envisaged it would be… Your baby is not content with you cleaning them from the dry side of the bath. Oh no! You have to be in the bath with them too, otherwise they scream and cry until they’re in your arms again.

5. You wonder why you ever bothered buying a pushchair… and always take the sling with you in the basket, because you will inevitably need it.

6. You have become an expert at staying out of sight when your partner or relative is looking after, or doing an activity, with the baby. You have developed stealth moves that would rival any ninja.

7. Sex just doesn’t happen anymore… Nor do straight-up cuddles. It’s like your baby knows exactly when your partner pulls you in for a kiss, even when baby was supposedly fast asleep, and initiates the powerful “I have been abandoned” cry.

8. Once they’ve mastered crawling they realise that they can follow you around… so you escape upstairs for a moment of peace… but then they tackle the stairs with a huge triumphant smile on their face. At least you’re helping their development?!

Motherhood //  9 signs your velcro-baby has powered up to a super-glue baby

9. You spend nap times with a baby strapped to your chest, gently rocking so baby stays asleep, whilst writing “9 signs your velcro-baby has powered up to a super-glue baby”.

Hannah

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7 Comments

  1. Helen at Casa Costello

    23rd March 2016 at 4:55 pm

    Ah, I know it is such a short time but it feels never ending when you are constantly attached to a baby. I did laugh at the one handed skills – My youngest is now 5 and I still do a lot of things one handed just out of habit.
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  2. Tori Gabriel

    24th March 2016 at 6:53 am

    This made me laugh and I was nodding along to most of it. The things I can now do one handed are incredible. One downside I have noticed is if I look in a mirror my right bicep is larger than my left as that is the arm I carry baby on!
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  3. Elizabeth Williams

    25th March 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Love this list, it really made me laugh. Think I’ve got a little super glue baby on my hands too. I don’t know why I bother trying the stroller as he always ends up in the sling but unfortunately he is getting too big for our stretchy and I can’t afford to upgrade so its going to be hell soon when he can’t be glued to me!
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  4. Carie

    26th March 2016 at 7:32 am

    Oh that made me laugh – I have one of those!! What I think is hilarious is the death stare he gives to anyone else who tries to show me affection , it’s a “this is MY mama and I DO NOT SHARE!!!)
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  5. Alex Lamb & Bear

    28th March 2016 at 7:59 am

    This made me laugh! I don’t remember lamb bring a terrible Velcro baby but he’s certainly a Velcro toddler! Constantly wanting cuddles with mums and mummy to carry him – he’s going to have to stop that when his brother arrives! X
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  6. Stephanie Oakes

    31st March 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Great list, I was nodding to a fair few of these 🙂 x
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  7. Kerry

    4th April 2016 at 9:26 pm

    haha Aria has been a super glue baby since the day she was born then! >.< xx
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