You’re rubbing your eyes, You’re yawning a lot, But if you sleep now, You’ll be up ’til 10’o’clock! Your eyelids are drooping, Please stay awake, Evenings without you Are our mini baby “break”. It’s reached that time in life, Where you have to drop a nap, So for the next couple of weeks, You might be a grumpy chap. But it means you get to play more! And you don’t miss out on fun! And Mummy can’t use nap time, To get ...
So off we go, With a wave goodbye. “Are you crying?” “Nope” *sob* “…there’s something in my eye” But as we drive away, The realisation sets in, There’ll only be two of us in bed, And we can have a lie in!!! I can eat my own food, I can have a hot cup of tea, I won’t have an audience, When I need to pee!
Now you’ve been out For as long as you were in, I still walk around With a stupid great grin. Yes, you hate sleeping, And you don’t like to be, Too far away from a Rather sleep-deprived me. But you can crawl at a speed, That would beat any hedgehog, Following me round, Like my own personal lapdog. You can cruise round the sofa, You can cruise round your cot, You can cover my jumper, Entirely in snot.
It only took two hours Lol, jokes, it really took four, But I’m doing a merry jig, As we’re almost out the door! I’ve packed 500 nappies, Some wipes and poo bags too, The year supply of rice cakes, Teething rings for him to chew.
Well, hello… hello! What a… surprise? It’s, um, nice to have you back…? Apologies for the lack of welcoming parade, I’m feeling rather crap. I understand I couldn’t have known You’d make an unannounced arrival, But you ruined my favourite pjs, When you made your spontaneous revival. You have returned, Ergo, we can once again procreate, I’m afraid it won’t be for a while though, A three-to-four year wait.