10 unexpected things about Motherhood

Following on from my 10 things they don’t tell you about being pregnant post. 

10 unexpected things about Motherhood:
1. (Beginning with the immediate post-birth fun) Bleeding.
I knew I would bleed a lot after giving birth, but I was shocked at how much I did… and for a good 6 weeks postpartum. Nothing really prepares you for it!

Oh, and then there’s the return of the favourite monthly visitor. Much more painful than it was pre-pregnancy. Ouch!

2. Hair loss.
Not just from having your hair pulled! It seems to have calmed down now, but the first 4 months after giving birth I was losing so much hair… I would find it everywhere, and would fret that I’d end up with bald patches!

3. How quickly your body bounces back.
From what my Mutti had said about the postpartum figure, I seriously thought I’d be wearing maternity jeans and big clothes for months (or even years) after having Busby. However, I have been amazed how quickly my body has bounced back. In fact, I’m slimmer than I was before I got pregnant! That would be all the bouncing, hill walking whilst pushing a pram, and lack of time to eat. 

4. Embracing trousers.
You may have read previously that pre-Busby I never wore trousers. Never. Friends would actually ask me what was wrong when I rocked up in trousers. Now? I love them! I think they accentuate my new (well, larger) child-bearing hips, and are far more flatteringly than most of the dresses in my wardrobe.

5. Friends.
This one has been both tricky and amazing. A few friends that I would’ve expected to be there for me since becoming a Mother haven’t, but friends I haven’t spoken to for years have reappeared again. The latter makes me so so happy, as Motherhood can be pretty lonely at times. I’m also thankful for Twitter, and my lovely group of friends that I’ve made through blogging – I probably definitely would have gone mad without them!

6. One handed mad skills.
I have developed serious one handed mad skills: baby in one arm, balanced on the hip – other hand is free to get on with anything and everything! Eating, laundry – I have even managed to (successfully) peg washing on the line using only one hand and my mouth. That’s going on the CV.

7. Poo.
I have become obsessed with baby poo. I never thought this would happen. I’m disgusted with myself. 

8. Cake, tea and gin: your staple diet.
Cake? High in sugar and calories to keep your baby-bouncing, pram-pushing, multi-tasking-mummy stamina up. 
Tea? It might not always be hot, but by George is it good when you do get a hot one. Caffeine required. Obv. 
Gin? Baby in bed. Washing done. Dishwasher emptied. Dinner cooked. Sick combed out of hair. Baby poo vanished out of bodysuit, sleepsuit and sofa. You deserve a gin. 

9. How you have crazy amounts of love for someone who makes you this tired.
I’m not good on limited sleep: My short fuse is even shorter. My skin looks like a piece of old leather. The bags under my eyes could hold a weeks worth of shopping. Oh, and I get even more emotional when I’m tired (I know – how is that possible??). If anyone else made me this tired they would be added to my hit list… but not Busby. I can be feeling beyond exhausted, but one smile, one cheeky giggle, a gooey mouth teething on my chin, and I perk up – the tiredness is forgotten for a while. 

10. Time. 
I have no idea where time has gone. How is Busby almost six months old? Why do I have to go back to work in September, which is less than 3 months away? How was I 14 weeks pregnant this time last year? It flies by. Make the most of it. Everyone will tell you this, but it’s so true. Being a first time Mutti only happens once in your life, and they’re only little for such a fleeting moment in the grand scheme of things. Appreciate, savour and never wish a moment away. Well, unless it’s a big old nappy full of strawberry seeds. Yum. Can you tell we’re weaning at the moment? 


  1. 14th June 2013 / 7:15 am

    I laughed at #7 – I’m the same!

    • 14th June 2013 / 1:52 pm

      Haha – glad I’m not alone 😉 xx

  2. 14th June 2013 / 7:48 am

    Haha this is so good, although I am VERY jealous you are skinnier than before you were pregnant…I’d like to blame my pregnancy but it’s the late night snacking that is keeping my pounds on-oops!

    #9 this is me, if anyone else wakes me up during the night I’m evil to them the next day! Cute photo too xx

    • 14th June 2013 / 1:54 pm

      Thanks Dani 🙂

      Being skinnier than I was pre-pregnancy wasn’t too hard really! I’d just started my “get thin” campaign just before I found out I was preggers! xx

  3. 14th June 2013 / 9:02 am

    This is why you are one of my fave bloggers – SO spot on with these

    • 14th June 2013 / 1:55 pm

      *blush* Thank you love! xx

    • 14th June 2013 / 1:55 pm

      Thanks Victoria 🙂

      Oh no 🙁 That must’ve been horrific xx

  4. 14th June 2013 / 2:01 pm

    Great post, I can relate to so much of it already at 6 weeks. I hope I end up thinner than before pregnancy. I am back in the jeans I bought a week before I found out I was pregnant but I wasn’t happy with my size then and certainly not now. I never thought I would survive on the amount of sleep I have had this week (growth spurt, overtiredness and now baby has a cold too) but she is so worth it.

    • 14th June 2013 / 5:07 pm

      Thanks for your lovely comment 🙂 It’s completely worth it, isn’t it?

      And don’t worry about the weight thing – enjoy your time with Baby xx

  5. 14th June 2013 / 6:33 pm

    I have become so proud of my leet one handed skillz that I sometimes refuse help when trying to open a bottle with the baby on my arm. It is just so much more cool if you can do it yourself. 🙂 And I know what you mean about friends – it is strange to see which ones you ‘lose’ and which ones suddenly come back out of the woodwork after years. I ahve reconnected with quite a few childhood friends who turned out to have had babies at teh same time, even though before we had drifted apart.

    • 14th June 2013 / 9:01 pm

      It really is cool 🙂 We’re talented ladies 😉 xx

  6. 14th June 2013 / 6:57 pm

    The crazy mad one handed skills are awesome – cooking dinner entirely one handed should be a competitive sport- that and dressing the toddler while feeding the baby! I think our little ladies must be a similar age and I too face work in September – it’s going far too fast isn’t it!

    • 14th June 2013 / 9:01 pm

      Far too fast!! 🙁 xx

  7. 16th June 2013 / 9:03 am

    Hello! Found you on the blog hop! Lovely post, really resonates – you have to have a sense of humour to get through these stages! Look forward to reading more!


    • 20th June 2013 / 9:39 pm

      Thanks Emma! Yes you do 🙂 Sense of humour is key xx

  8. 20th June 2013 / 9:33 pm

    Number 7 did make me chuckle.

    Thank you for linking up with the Weekend Blog Hop

    Hope to see you again this weekend

    Laura x x x

    • 20th June 2013 / 9:39 pm

      My pleasure Laura 🙂 Hope to see you at BritMums Live this weekend? xxx

  9. 22nd August 2013 / 12:48 pm

    I can completely relate to these. Everyone warns you about the lack of sleep, but very little else. Congrats on getting your pre-pregnancy body back. Can’t say I’ve been as successful unfortunately!

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