Now you’ve been out For as long as you were in, I still walk around With a stupid great grin. Yes,…
It only took two hours Lol, jokes, it really took four, But I’m doing a merry jig, As we’re almost…
Well, hello… hello! What a… surprise? It’s, um, nice to have you back…? Apologies for the lack of welcoming parade, I’m…
Well here we are At the end of the road And I’ve got to be honest, Time has slowed. The…
Another grunt. Another groan. Another sigh. Another moan. The third trimester Here we be, A mere few weeks Until we…
“Just you wait!” they say “And you’ll see, In a few more weeks, You’ll be full of energy.” So I…
So here I lie, Tossing and turning, A good night of sleep, Is all that I’m yearning! I’ve finished my…
Oh “morning” sickness, You are a laugh. The hormones whizzing around Making me barf. But let’s be honest, You need…
Pre-baby, a mere mention Would always make me cringe: “Why do people discuss it? Are they all unhinged?” But now…
